Afrikaans Swear Words

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Afrikaans Swear Words by Letter:
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Top 10 Afrikaans Swear Words

Phrase Meaning Is This Accurate?
"Naaiers" Fuckers / Whores (0%)      (0%)
ag jou hol man! Oh! thats bullshit (1%)      (3%)
blerrie Damm (10%)      (2%)
Bliksem! Damn it! (lit lightning) (10%)      (2%)

boudkapper ass fucker (1%)      (1%)
Dawid Jonker dodgy cunt (1%)      (9%)
Dawie Joubert Pedophile (1%)      (2%)
Donkie kont Donkey cunt (1%)      (1%)
Doos Cunt (1%)      (0%)
Doosis Jesus, that guy is a vagina (1%)      (1%)
Dopkaas Dick cheese (9%)      (7%)
Draadtrekker Wanker (1%)      (0%)
ek gan jou klap men ñ nat piel im gonna smack u with a wet dick (10%)      (3%)
Ek gee nie 'n fok nie I dont give a fuck (1%)      (0%)
Ek gee nie 'n moer om nie I don't care a damn (1%)      (0%)
Ek is n dom boer Idiot (1%)      (8%)
Ek will jou naai I want to fuck you (10%)      (1%)
Etter portret Puss painting (0%)      (0%)
Etterkop! Pusshead! (0%)      (0%)
fok fuck (10%)      (0%)
Fok die kak , Ek loop Fuck this shit, im leaving (1%)      (0%)
Fok jou morsdood jou eenvoudige kont Fuck you dead, you idiot (0%)      (0%)
Fok jou! Fuck you! (1%)      (0%)
Fok julle naaiers! Fuck y'all/all you whores/fuckers! (1%)      (0%)
Fok my soos n porn stere Fuck me like a porn star (10%)      (3%)
fokenwil for fuck sake (8%)      (20%)
Fokof Fuck off (1%)      (0%)
Fokof! Fuck off! (10%)      (3%)
gaan fok 'n bok go fuck a buck (10%)      (4%)
gaan kak go shit (10%)      (1%)
Gaan kak in die kaap Go crap in the cape (1%)      (1%)
Gaan kak in Gauteng Go shit in Gauteng (1%)      (0%)
Gaan kak in jou poes Go shit in your pussy (1%)      (1%)
Gaan kak op jou ma se poes! Go shit on your mother's pussy (1%)      (0%)
gaan klim terug in jou ma se poes go climb back in your mothers cunt (10%)      (2%)
gaan naai 'n boom Go fuck a tree (10%)      (1%)
gaan naai 'n groot hondepiel Go fuck on a big dog dick (7%)      (29%)
Gaan naai 'n koei Go fuck a cow (1%)      (0%)
Gaan naai jou hand Go fuck your hand (1%)      (0%)
Gaan naai jou Ma Go fuck your mother (1%)      (0%)
Gaan Pluk jou riem! Go and jerk off! (1%)      (0%)
Gaan vat 'n skommel Go jerk off (1%)      (0%)
Gat Arse (10%)      (0%)
Gat Gaabaa Ass Creaper (1%)      (2%)
Gat gabba Homosexual (1%)      (1%)
Gat Kruiper kiss ass (0%)      (0%)
Godverdoem Goddamn (10%)      (5%)
Gorrel my spyt kak Gargle my diarrhea (10%)      (1%)
Hoender naaiers Chicken fuckers! (1%)      (0%)
hoender poes chicken cunt (10%)      (0%)
hol bossel ass creeper (10%)      (2%)
Hol naier Ass Fucker (10%)      (5%)
Hol naier! Ass fucker! (1%)      (0%)
Hond Kerrie poes Dog Curry Pussy (8%)      (23%)
Hy is 'n doos. He is a cunt (1%)      (0%)
Hy is 'n duiwel He is a devil (10%)      (1%)
Jags Horny (0%)      (0%)
Jou bliksem! You bastard! (1%)      (0%)
Jou dom stuk kak! You stupid piece of shit! (1%)      (0%)
Jou Foken Poes You Fucken Cunt (10%)      (1%)
jou fokken goffel you fucking ugly bitch (8%)      (20%)
Jou fokken holnaaier poes You fucking ass fucking cunt (1%)      (0%)
Jou fokken nool You fucking penis (0%)      (100%)
Jou fokken poes kakker naipoes You fucking cunt shitter cunt fuck (10%)      (4%)
Jou Kafferkont You Black Vagina (1%)      (5%)
Jou ma se bloed poes Your mothers' bloody cunt (10%)      (3%)
Jou ma se bloed poes! Your mom's bloody clut! (1%)      (2%)
Jou ma se bloedpoes Your mother's bloody clit (9%)      (6%)
jou ma se chit stink your mothers cape clit stinks (10%)      (1%)
Jou ma se ertjie perdjie pit poes Your mother's pea horse pit pussy (10%)      (0%)
Jou ma se moer Your mother's cunt (10%)      (0%)
jou ma se poes your mothers cunt (10%)      (1%)
Jou ma se poes Your mother's pussy (10%)      (2%)
Jou ma se Poes Your mothers fannie (9%)      (9%)
Jou ma se poes! Your mother's cunt! (1%)      (0%)
jou ma se skimil stink poes Your mother's pusie stinky cunt (1%)      (4%)
jou mase stink poes your mothers stinky pussy (10%)      (5%)
jou nare nai you nauseating cunt (0%)      (100%)
Jou nat naai You wet fuck (10%)      (2%)
jou ou naai you old hore (0%)      (0%)
jou pa se perd your fathers penis (8%)      (20%)
jou pa se stink vuil poes your father smelly dirty puss (9%)      (9%)
Jou piel migiel your dick slick (0%)      (100%)
Jou poes Your vagina(pussy) (10%)      (5%)
Jou Poeslike Kanker you fucking Cancer (9%)      (7%)
Jou saat sokkie You cum sock (9%)      (7%)
Jou skeel teef! You squint slut. (1%)      (1%)
jou sluimsloot bewonderaar you Pussy hacker (8%)      (15%)
Jou stink poes! You Smelly cunt! (10%)      (1%)
Jou suster se piel Your sister's dick (10%)      (3%)
Jou teef! You bitch! (10%)      (0%)
Jou tief You whore (9%)      (9%)
Jou tollie You penis/dick! (10%)      (0%)
Jou vark piel You pig dick (0%)      (100%)
jou vokken stuk geaborteerde fetus you fucken peace aborted fetus (9%)      (8%)
jou woers gemors your sperm (0%)      (100%)
Jy gaan jou poes kak You are going to shit your vagina (1%)      (1%)
Jy is 'n poes You are a cunt (10%)      (1%)
jy is mal you are crazy (10%)      (2%)
jy is n damduiker. you are a asshole (10%)      (5%)
jy is n moeraspadda you are a swamp frog. (9%)      (9%)
jy jou nat naai you are a wet cunt (0%)      (100%)
Jy sal wys raak! You'll get fucked up! (10%)      (3%)
Jy's 'n hondenaaier You're a dog fucker (1%)      (0%)
kak shit (10%)      (1%)
Kak Gat Ass Hole (8%)      (20%)
kettie kop drunk person (1%)      (5%)
kom ons stoot come we fuck (8%)      (17%)
Kompos Stamper GAY (9%)      (7%)
Kont Cunt (0%)      (0%)
kontkop cunt head (0%)      (0%)
kotskop puke head (10%)      (2%)
kwaaikat loose woman (10%)      (0%)
Lap naai Go fuck yourself (1%)      (1%)
Lek my bloed poes Lick my bloody cunt (1%)      (1%)
Looi n plooi Fuck a granny (1%)      (0%)
LOOP KAK Go Shit (10%)      (5%)
Loop naai Go fuck yourself (1%)      (1%)
Loop naai! Go fuck! (yourself is implied) (9%)      (9%)
luna sexy female (6%)      (41%)
ma-naaier mother fucker (10%)      (2%)
Mal Fok Mad Fuck (10%)      (1%)
Mal vark! You crazy pig! (1%)      (0%)
mank genaaide bergbok disfiguredly fucked mountain goat (1%)      (0%)
masapiel mom's Penis (10%)      (2%)
mod soka mother fucker (10%)      (5%)
moerskont mothers puss (1%)      (1%)
Moffie Gay (10%)      (1%)
nigger kaffir (0%)      (0%)
Om te kots. To vomit. (1%)      (0%)
Om vel te klap. To masturbate. (10%)      (2%)
onosel fokken etter stupid fucking cunt (0%)      (0%)
Oom Gert Paedophile (0%)      (0%)
Ou bloed poes Old bloody cunt (10%)      (1%)
Ou poes Old pussy (10%)      (0%)
Piel Cock (10%)      (1%)
piel kop dick head (10%)      (0%)
Pielkop! Dickhead! (10%)      (1%)
Pielsuiger Cocksucker (0%)      (0%)
Poepol Asshole (10%)      (2%)
Poes Cunt (1%)      (0%)
poes vagina (10%)      (1%)
Poes / Doos Pussy (1%)      (0%)
Poes / Doos Pussy (1%)      (0%)
poes gesig cunt face (10%)      (1%)
poes you ma en pa doos fuck you you ass fuck (6%)      (44%)
Poesis Jesus, that was fucked up (10%)      (0%)
Poeskak Cunt shit (1%)      (0%)
Poeslekker Cunt licker (1%)      (3%)
Pomp Sex (0%)      (0%)
rioolboor ass fucker (10%)      (4%)
Shrek A cool guy (10%)      (0%)
Sleg etter Rotten pusshead (1%)      (1%)
slet neer fuck me in the ass (10%)      (3%)
slym sloot slime slit (pussy) (10%)      (3%)
spaiker you self screw your self (8%)      (20%)
Speel met jouself Masturbate (10%)      (0%)
Spyker Sex (0%)      (0%)
steek dit in jou fokken vet hol jou moer stick it in your fucking ass (1%)      (2%)
Stink Gat Smelly ass (9%)      (15%)
Suig my piel. Suck my dick. (10%)      (0%)
Tietkop a man with no hair (nipple head) (1%)      (1%)
Tietkop(Pronounced : Teetcop) Tithead (10%)      (3%)
Tikkop Meth Head (10%)      (2%)
Tittys Big titty (0%)      (100%)
Tos Wank (10%)      (0%)
Vark poes Pig cunt (0%)      (0%)
Vet fokker! Fat fucker! (9%)      (6%)
voetsek (pronounced footsak) get lost, fuck off (1%)      (0%)
Voetsek jou naai Fuck off you cunt (9%)      (14%)
Vok jou Fuck you (9%)      (8%)
Werf etter Useless fuck (0%)      (0%)
wie de fok dink jy is jy who the fuck do you think you are (10%)      (2%)
you are a uncle fucker jy is n oom naaier (10%)      (4%)
you ma se poes your mothers cunt (10%)      (1%)
Your ma se poes your mothers vagina (1%)      (0%)
Swearing in Afrikaans: A Guide to Colorful Language

Afrikaans is a language known for its rich and expressive vocabulary, including a variety of colorful swear words. Swearing in Afrikaans can be both playful and offensive, depending on the context and tone in which it is used. In this article, we will explore some common swear words and phrases in Afrikaans, as well as provide tips on when it is appropriate to use them.

1. Common Swear Words in Afrikaans:

- "Fok" (pronounced like "fork"): This is one of the most commonly used swear words in Afrikaans and can be translated to "fuck" in English. It is often used as an expletive or to express frustration or anger.

- "Poepol" (pronounced like "poo-pole"): This word is often used to describe someone who is foolish or stupid. It can be considered a mild insult but is not as strong as some other swear words.

- "Doos" (pronounced like "dose"): This word is similar to the English word "cunt" and is considered quite offensive. It should be used with caution, as it can be highly insulting.

2. When to Use Swear Words in Afrikaans:

In South African culture, swearing is generally more accepted than in many other cultures, but it still depends on the context and audience. Swearing among friends or family members may be more acceptable than using swear words in a professional setting or around strangers.

It's important to consider the impact of your words before using swear words in any language. While swearing can add emphasis or humor to a conversation, it can also offend or alienate others if used carelessly.

3. Alternatives to Swearing:

If you want to express yourself emphatically without resorting to swear words, there are plenty of alternatives available in Afrikaans. For example, you could use colorful idioms or expressions that convey your emotions without offending anyone.

Overall, swearing in Afrikaans can be a fun way to express yourself creatively and authentically within the cultural context of South Africa. Just remember that moderation and sensitivity are key when using colorful language – always consider your audience before letting loose with those spicy vocabularies!

Afrikaans Swear Words by Letter:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z