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British Swear Words

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Top 10 British Swear Words

Phrase Meaning Is This Accurate?
arse ass (1%)      (0%)
arsehole i dont like you (1%)      (10%)
As useful as tits on a bull Totally useless (10%)      (0%)
Bellend Dick (10%)      (0%)
Bent Being or relating to something gay (10%)      (0%)
Bloody hell/Hell Darn (0%)      (0%)
bollocks testicles (1%)      (0%)
Bugger me! You don't say.... (0%)      (0%)
bugger off fuck off (1%)      (1%)
Bugger off Go away (1%)      (0%)
built like a brick shit-house large and muscular man (1%)      (0%)
clunge pussy, vagina (1%)      (1%)
Clunge Vagina, Loose Woman (1%)      (1%)
cock cheese smegma (1%)      (0%)
cock jockey a homosexual (1%)      (1%)
Corey cock lover (0%)      (100%)
Did he bollocks! He certainly did not (10%)      (0%)
Did I fuck as like! I certainly did not! (0%)      (0%)
Fanny Pussy in U.S (0%)      (0%)
Fuck me sideways! I am surprised! (0%)      (0%)
fucking cunt useless piece of shit (1%)      (1%)
fucktard fucking retard (1%)      (0%)
gob shite a loud person who doesn't shut up (1%)      (1%)
hobknocker ppl whou have sex with animals (1%)      (1%)
I'd rather snort my own cum No thanks (0%)      (0%)
jizz semen (1%)      (0%)
Knob Penis (0%)      (0%)
like fucking a dying man's handshake Fucking a really loose vagina (0%)      (0%)
munter an ugly woman (10%)      (2%)
Nonce Pedofile (0%)      (0%)
Penguin totally Useless (0%)      (100%)
Piss off Go away (1%)      (0%)
Piss-Flaps Lips of the Vagina (10%)      (0%)
Play the five-fingered flute Wank (0%)      (0%)
plonker dumbass, idiot, penis (1%)      (0%)
Ponce Gay man (10%)      (0%)
Poof/Pouf Gay man (not too offensive) (1%)      (0%)
poxy crappy, bad quality (1%)      (1%)
Punny Smackgead (0%)      (0%)
randy horny (10%)      (2%)
rat arsed extremely drunk (1%)      (1%)
shite shit (1%)      (0%)
shitfaced drunk (10%)      (1%)
Slag Promiscuous woman (1%)      (0%)
slut Promiscuous woman (0%)      (0%)
spunk semen (10%)      (1%)
Stick it up your arse! I don't want it, thankyou (0%)      (0%)
Tart Promiscuous woman (less offensive) (1%)      (0%)
Toff Hoity toity person (0%)      (0%)
Tosser Wanker or Jack-off (1%)      (0%)
twat vagina or an idiot (10%)      (2%)
Twonk Idiot (9%)      (9%)
u fukin wanker you have done something wrong (10%)      (5%)
wankstain useless person (1%)      (0%)









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