Dutch Swear Words

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Dutch Swear Words by Letter:
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Top 10 Dutch Swear Words

Phrase Meaning Is This Accurate?
apenkind child of a ape (1%)      (1%)
Bokkelul Dick of a ram (9%)      (7%)
Brand in de hell Burn in hell (8%)      (19%)
debiel retarded (10%)      (2%)

Dombo Stupidhead (0%)      (0%)
Domme Kutslet Stupid Slut (1%)      (1%)
Donder op Piss off (10%)      (0%)
Eikel, Dick head! (1%)      (0%)
fatsig zwijn fat hog (1%)      (0%)
flikker op! Fuck off (10%)      (1%)
Flikker! Faggot! (10%)      (0%)
Ga je hondje neuken. Go fuck your doggy. (1%)      (1%)
ga naar je moer! Fuck off (lit. Go to your mother) (1%)      (3%)
Gelul Bullshit (10%)      (0%)
Goedkope hoer Cheap whore (10%)      (3%)
Goedkope teringslet Cheap slut (0%)      (0%)
Goverdomme God damn it (1%)      (2%)
Grote penis Big penis (8%)      (23%)
Hoer Bitch (Literally: Prostitute) (1%)      (0%)
Hoerenjong Son of a whore (1%)      (0%)
homo gay (10%)      (2%)
Homofiele kut kanarie gay cunt canary (0%)      (0%)
Hondenlul Dogdick (10%)      (2%)
Hufter "asshole" (1%)      (1%)
Ik neuk jou kanker moeder i will fuck your mother (9%)      (7%)
Je bent een kanker mogool You are a cancer mongool (10%)      (5%)
Je bent een kanker mongool You are a cancer mongool (10%)      (5%)
Je kunt me de kont kussen You can kiss the arse (10%)      (0%)
Je moeder is een blobvis Your mom is a Blobfish (0%)      (0%)
je moeder stinkt your mum smells (10%)      (2%)
Je moeder! Your mother! (1%)      (0%)
Je zuster is een hoer Your sister is a hooker (10%)      (0%)
Jezus Jesus (Expression off Surprise) (0%)      (0%)
jij bent een vieze schapen neuker. You're a dirty sheep fucker. (10%)      (0%)
kanker cancer (10%)      (1%)
Kanker hoer Cancer whore (1%)      (0%)
Kanker hond Cancer dog (10%)      (0%)
Kanker lijer Cancer sufferer (10%)      (0%)
kankerhoer cancer whore (0%)      (0%)
Klootviool Asshole (literally: scrotum violin) (0%)      (0%)
Klootzak! Scrotum (0%)      (0%)
Krijg kanker en ga dood, hoer! Get cancer en die, bitch! (1%)      (1%)
Kus mijn kloten! Kiss my ass! (0%)      (100%)
Kut! Shit! (litterally, cunt) (1%)      (0%)
kutaap cunt monkey (1%)      (1%)
Kuthoer Fucking whore (1%)      (0%)
kutwijf bitch (10%)      (2%)
Kutwijf! Bitch (literally cunt bitch) (1%)      (0%)
Lelijke dikke oma Ugly fat granny (1%)      (1%)
Lelijke draak Ugly girl (bitch) (0%)      (100%)
Lik mijn aars! Lick my arsehole! (8%)      (17%)
micropik small penis ( 'micro dick') (0%)      (0%)
mierepiet small penis ( 'ant dick' ) (0%)      (0%)
muggelul small penis ( 'mosquito dick') (0%)      (0%)
muizefluit small penis ( 'mouse dick') (0%)      (0%)
Neger Nigger (0%)      (0%)
Optyffen Fuck off (10%)      (0%)
Opzouten ! Fuck off ! (10%)      (2%)
paardenlul horse's dick (0%)      (0%)
pislul pissdick (1%)      (0%)
Pisvlek piss stain (10%)      (1%)
Poepenol Asshole (1%)      (15%)
Rot op Get lost (1%)      (0%)
rot op fuck off (1%)      (0%)
Ruk Wank (1%)      (0%)
Rukker Wanker (10%)      (0%)
Schavuit Rascal (10%)      (2%)
Sterf aan kanker! Die to cancer (1%)      (1%)
Stink termijer Smelly hoe (0%)      (0%)
Stoephoer! Porch whore! (0%)      (0%)
Stomme klootzak! Stupid asshole! (10%)      (3%)
Sukkel Dork (10%)      (1%)
sukkeltje loser (10%)      (1%)
Trekvlek Cumstain (10%)      (1%)
Val dood! Drop dead! (0%)      (0%)
Verliezer Loser (1%)      (1%)
verneukt fucked up (10%)      (0%)
verrekte mongool fucking retard (0%)      (0%)
Vieze dikke pad Big fat toad (10%)      (3%)
Vieze vuile gore smeerlap Filthy person (1%)      (1%)
viezerik dirtbag (10%)      (2%)
Vuile rot mof! Dirty German! (1%)      (1%)
vuile teringslijer fucking asshole (1%)      (3%)
Wat de kanker What the fuck (0%)      (100%)
zakslak small penis ( 'ball-bag snail') (9%)      (9%)
zuig aan mijn ballen suck my balls (10%)      (0%)
Zuig mijn ballen Suck my balls (10%)      (0%)
Swearing in Dutch: A Guide to Profanity in the Netherlands

If you've ever visited the Netherlands or interacted with Dutch speakers, you may have noticed that swearing is a common part of their language. In fact, swearing in Dutch can be quite colorful and creative, with a wide range of profanities and insults to choose from. In this article, we'll explore some of the most common swear words and phrases in Dutch, as well as provide some context on when it's appropriate (or not) to use them.

One thing to note about swearing in Dutch is that it's generally considered more acceptable than in many other cultures. While excessive swearing may still be frowned upon in formal settings or around children, casual use of profanity is often seen as a sign of familiarity and camaraderie among friends or colleagues.

One of the most common swear words in Dutch is "kut," which translates to "c*nt" in English. This word is used similarly to how it would be used in English – as a general expletive expressing frustration or anger. Another popular swear word is "godverdomme," which means "goddamn" and is often used for emphasis or to express disbelief.

In addition to individual swear words, there are also several common phrases that are considered vulgar or offensive in Dutch. For example, "klootzak" translates to "asshole" and can be used as an insult towards someone who is behaving rudely or unfairly. Similarly, "teringlijer" means "son of a b*tch" and is often used when someone has done something particularly despicable.

It's important to remember that while swearing may be more accepted in Dutch culture than others, there are still certain contexts where it's best avoided. For example, using profanity around elders or authority figures may be seen as disrespectful, so it's always best to err on the side of caution when choosing your words.

In conclusion, swearing in Dutch can be a fun way to express yourself and connect with others – just make sure you're aware of the cultural norms surrounding profanity and use your judgment accordingly. So go ahead and let loose with some creative curse words next time you find yourself speaking Dutch – just make sure you know who your audience is!

Dutch Swear Words by Letter:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z