Australian Swear Words

A face like a bucket of smashed crabs A face like a dropped pie A face like a kicked-in shitcan A face like fifty miles of bad road A few roos loose in the top paddock a few sangas short of a picnic About as useful as an arsehole on your elbow arse monkey arse rag As boring as batshit As full as a boot as good as a hatfull of arseholes As useless as tits on a bull Bangs like a dunny door Bangs like a dunny door in a Force 9 Gale Bangs like a dunny door on a prawn trawler barrack for the other team bash Basket Case Blind Mullet Bludger bogan Bowling from the pavilion end Bugger (n) Bugger that! bum bandit bumtoucher Bury the bishop cactus, as in "we're/you're cactus!" carpet muncher Chocolate driller Crikey Cum dumpster Cum Junkie DADS disease dickhead dill Dingaling Dipshit Donga Dumb as a box of rocks Dumb as a door knob dumb as dog shit Dumb as dog shit eat my hairy onions Face like a busted arsehole feed the snake Flamin' Galah Freeze the balls off a brass monkey Fuck a duck! Fuck it! Fuck me dead! Fuck me running Fuck me side ways Fuck Muppet fuck nuckle fuck off Fuck off! Fuck Tard Fuck tard Fuck Wit Fucknuckle Fuckstick Fuckwit fugly G'day Cock Features! get a dog up ya get on your knees and smile like a donut Get stuffed get ya cunt out get ya end wet Get your hand off it Get your rat out Go bing bong yourself Gronk gunna shake hands with me best mate have a bat Having a slash he's a walking head job he/she fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down heavy rocks How about a root? How are ya, ya cunt! I am pulling your leg I could eat the arse end out of a low flying duck. I don't give a rat's arse I'd rather drag my balls through broken glass than..... I'm buggered ! I'm dryer than a dead dingo's donger It gives me the shits Jizz Junky JJ Vagg jonas Knob Jockie knock the top off it Letting the Aboriginals swim in the pool. Lick my salty piss Lickerty split Long Black map of tassie map of Tassie Meataxe Moooo mut Norks oxy moron Pig's arse! Pissed polecat poo jabber Poo-pusher poofter Pushing shit uphill with a rubber fork on a hot day put the dick on the barbie Ratbag (n) Root root the bitch roots like watt on holidays rowl Scratching your arse with a bowl full of spaghetti Seppo or Septic Tank shagger she's a grenade Shit hot! Shitting like a big black dog show us ya jugs show us ya tits slager slit eyed fuck the family jewels Toeier than a Roman sandal Tongue punch me fart box. tool tosser Under the fuckin' thumb aye! Up the duff up to my nuts in guts Vagina Decliner well bugger me! ya bluming bafoon! ya dopey bastard! Ya fuckin' poofter! Ya soft cock! Ya Tosser ya wanker Ya Wanker You can suck a fart out my arse. You fuckin' little ripper! You're a fuckin' knob mate! You're a sick cunt!

English Translations

Unattractive person Unattractive person Unattractive person Unattractive person crazy brainless / moron Not very useful a passive gay man ass wipe/suck up dull Drunk useless it's no good, won't work Someone extremely sexual Very sexually active Sheila who likes to root a lot. be a homosexual. beat up Crazy, useless A floating turd Lazy person redneck/white trash Homosexual man one who causes mischief forget it gay male a man who touches rectums (gayman) have sex. fucked lesbian Homosexual Man Oh my gosh/wow! Prostitute or promiscuous female Slut Dumb as dog shit someone who is stupid idiot Male's cock. Idiot Cock really stupid Retard a stupid person Stupid eat my testicals Ugly blowjob Moron Bloody cold An exclamation mild surprise don't worry about it Oh my! ( exclamation) Exhausted Oh shit complete idiot minor dickhead piss off/fuck off go away/ you're kidding/ wow! Stupid Person Stupid cunt stupid nasty idiot Dickhead Dick, stupid An idiot fucking ugly Hello there unattractive person! Go fuck yourself suck my dick fuck off I would like to see your vagina have sex Stop talking such nonsense Show me your vagina Go shove a cat up your ass Asshole take a piss masturbate urinating he's short he/she's fucking ugly heavy cocks Lets have sex Hello, dear friend! I am only joking I'm hungry. I don't care I am hesitant to do so I am tired. I'm thirsty It annoys me Poofter Person with a freckled cock fucking junkie Slut wank Having a shit. Vagina and cock head Lesbian Coffee (wtf you think?) vagina pussy Useless Fuck right off pussy breasts major dickhead I don't care/ I don't believe you Drunk realy ugly female homosexual homosexual man a gay person getting nowhere fast have a barbecque one who causes mischief To have sex to have sex with a female has a lot of sex incestuous gang whore Useless Yank or American person fucker chick is so fat she bout to explode Very good Panicking show me your breasts. I want to see your breasts slut a china man male genitals/scrotum extremely horney Fuck my arsehole with your tongue really useless person you masturbate Under a wife's control. Pregnant (derogatory) having sex Homosexual Man well I'll be damned! you stupid idiot! you silly idiot You fucking homosexual. Whimp. You idiot you masturbate You idiot Your request is denied. I am pleased You're a penis! You're really cool!

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