Aussie slang swear words beginning with the letter A

Phrase Meaning Is This Accurate?
As useful as taste buds in an asshole Useless (25%)      (75%)
Ass Bandit A Shirt Lifter (67%)      (33%)

Aussie slang Swear Words by Letter:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z