Australian swear words beginning with the letter T

Phrase Meaning Is This Accurate?
the family jewels male genitals/scrotum (95%)      (5%)
Toeier than a Roman sandal extremely horney (65%)      (35%)
Tongue punch me fart box. Fuck my arsehole with your tongue (0%)      (0%)
tool really useless person (96%)      (4%)
tosser you masturbate (64%)      (36%)

Australian Swear Words by Letter:
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