Canadian swear words beginning with the letter I

Phrase Meaning Is This Accurate?
I laughed so hard I nearly shat myself! It was very funny! (0%)      (100%)
I'll Fuckin' hammer ya I'm going to hit you (17%)      (83%)

Canadian Swear Words by Letter:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z