Football (american) swear words beginning with the letter M

Phrase Meaning Is This Accurate?
Male On Male Personal Training Gay Sex With Gay Athlete (0%)      (0%)
Males On Males Training Group Gay Sex With Athletes (0%)      (0%)
Man On Man Personal Training Gay Sex With Gay Athlete (0%)      (0%)
Measure Stick Male Football Players Penis (0%)      (0%)
Men On Men Training Gay Sex With Gay Athlete (0%)      (0%)
Meter Rod Male Football Players Penis (0%)      (0%)
Meter Stick Male Football Players Penis (0%)      (0%)
Most Valuable Player Gay Passive Man (100%)      (0%)
My Key Player Gay Passive Man (0%)      (0%)
My Main Man Gay Passive Man (0%)      (0%)
My Main Player Gay Passive Man (0%)      (0%)
My Star Player Gay Passive Man (0%)      (0%)

Football (american) Swear Words by Letter:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z