Australian swear words beginning with the letter A

Phrase Meaning Is This Accurate?
A face like a bucket of smashed crabs Unattractive person (58%)      (42%)
A face like a dropped pie Unattractive person (66%)      (34%)
A face like a kicked-in shitcan Unattractive person (63%)      (37%)
A face like fifty miles of bad road Unattractive person (43%)      (57%)
A few roos loose in the top paddock crazy (83%)      (17%)
a few sangas short of a picnic brainless / moron (85%)      (15%)
About as useful as an arsehole on your elbow Not very useful (62%)      (38%)
arse monkey a passive gay man (45%)      (55%)
arse rag ass wipe/suck up (50%)      (50%)
As boring as batshit dull (90%)      (10%)
As full as a boot Drunk (68%)      (32%)
as good as a hatfull of arseholes useless (83%)      (17%)
As useless as tits on a bull it's no good, won't work (85%)      (15%)

Australian Swear Words by Letter:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z