Australian swear words beginning with the letter I

Phrase Meaning Is This Accurate?
I am pulling your leg I am only joking (0%)      (0%)
I could eat the arse end out of a low flying duck. I'm hungry. (71%)      (29%)
I don't give a rat's arse I don't care (90%)      (10%)
I'd rather drag my balls through broken glass than..... I am hesitant to do so (82%)      (18%)
I'm buggered ! I am tired. (96%)      (4%)
I'm dryer than a dead dingo's donger I'm thirsty (85%)      (15%)
It gives me the shits It annoys me (96%)      (4%)

Australian Swear Words by Letter:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z